The Queen Would Cringe

Although I'm planning on sporting a fascinator at 3:00AM for the Royal Wedding, I can't believe some of the other products being purchased and produced in honor of these nuptials. When I go to London, I'm definitely snatching all the leftover and discount memorabilia I can get my hands on. Who wouldn't want to sleep on sheets of Kate and William or have their faces on every fingernail? I'm not joking, you won't believe some of these.

And check back for an update on the wedding's turn out :) I'll put money on it, the dress is McQueen.